DAFFY'S PRESIDENTIAL PLATFORM


My Platform is very simple! What’s good for me is good for the country! However, to be more specific, I’ve created the top 10 things I’ll be campaigning for!
— Daffy Duck
  1. Outlaw all rabbits
  2. Change laws to suit me
  3. The President can do anything he wants
  4. All Rabbits are "Sitting Ducks"
  5. Universal suffrage instead of "suffering" for Ducks
  6. 365-day a year Rabbit Season
  7. No more Busting Fillies!
  8. To Hare is Human, To Duck is Divine!
  9. Daffy Duck should be King
  10. But most importantly, WE NEED MORE CREATIVITY AND IMAGINATION IN THIS COUNTRY!